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Parenting Don'ts from the best source: Celebrity Parents

Charu Amar . Jul 10 2006

If you are a new parent and tired of adhering to those parenting do's pouring in from all nooks and corners and wanna have a break, then here is a list of some things that you ought not to do with your kids.

britney spears with sean1234
britney spears with sean1234

I mean here is a compilation of parenting "don'ts". Let me tell you the source of these "don'ts". Any guesses? Ok let me tell you. What can be a better source of advice that tells you everything that you should not do with your baby, other than our favorite celeb moms and dads. They seem to be a storehouse of parenting don'ts.

The advice for dads coming in from Tom Cruise seems to be the best, he says: Good dads will intimidate nurses to ensure that their babies are the top priority in the delivery unit...wanna read some more?

Here they are:

Parenting Lesson 1, courtesy of Britney Spears: Having children will improve your marriage.

Parenting Lesson 2, courtesy of Britney Spears: The instructions for installing car seats are merely suggestions and should be considered optional.

Parenting Lesson 3, courtesy of Angelina Jolie: Children should start racking up their own frequent flier miles at a young age.

Parenting Lesson 4, courtesy of Tom Cruise: Good dads will intimidate nurses to ensure that their babies are the top priority in the delivery unit.

Parenting Lesson 5, courtesy of Gwyneth Paltrow: Children won't pick on kids with stupid names, so long as they're rich.

Parenting Lesson 6, courtesy of "Dr. 90210's" Robert Rey: Your kids will love you if you keep throwing new toys their way.

Parenting Lesson 7, courtesy of Demi Moore: Your kids want a parent who will be like a friend. In the event that you can't fill that role, just marry someone who is close to their age.

Parenting Lesson 8, courtesy of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie: Some people should never reproduce, no matter how good their bone structure is.

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